{"product_id":"cannibal-ted-hoodie","title":"Cannibal Ted - Hoodie","description":"\u003cp\u003eCannibal Ted is a black unisex graphic hoodie from Punkrabbits’ Defective Toys series in the Winter 26 collection, with a compact front print and a large illustrated back print.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eArtwork and meaning\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eTed sits behind a counter with a cleaver in one hand and a fork bearing a steak in the other. His stitched face, mismatched red button eyes and studded mask turn a neat diner character into a hostile little toy. A red bow tie and cream apron keep the service-uniform silhouette recognizable, while red stains overturn its clean presentation. Teal bricks and a hanging lamp hold the scene inside a rounded frame, like a cheerful product label that has taken a disturbing turn. The oversized cream title makes Ted’s role explicit without needing a realistic horror scene. Read it as appetite turned into theater, or as a dark joke about a manufactured character whose assigned function has gone wildly off script.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eArtwork details\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFront:\u003c\/strong\u003e compact cream PUNK RABBITS lettering with red stars, a teal Defective Toys Collection banner and red ornament.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBack:\u003c\/strong\u003e a stitched toy diner character with teal hair, red button eyes, a studded mask, cleaver and steak fork, framed by teal bricks and Cannibal Ted lettering.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eVisual language:\u003c\/strong\u003e cream, teal and red on black; bold cartoon outlines, a rounded package-like frame, diner props and contrasting block lettering.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2\u003eThe Winter 26 collection\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eDefective Toys lets vintage playthings expose the darker contradictions beneath their appealing surfaces. Ted takes the familiar miniature host and bends hospitality into a grotesque performance. His tidy bow tie sits beside the stained apron, keeping charm and menace in the same frame. Within Winter 26’s exploration of clothing as a point of view, the character offers deliberately uncomfortable humor: the toy still looks manufactured to entertain, even as its entertainment has become unsettling.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eWho this hoodie is for\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor horror-comic readers, collectors of strange character art and alternative-fashion fans with a taste for macabre diner imagery. The back is a complete illustrated scene; the compact branded front gives the design a quieter view from the other side.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eHoodie, fit and sizing\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eBlack Gildan 18500 Heavy Blend pullover hoodie, made from 50% cotton and 50% polyester fleece in a classic unisex fit. Features a drawstring hood, kangaroo pocket, and ribbed cuffs and hem. Available in S–5XL. Compare the size guide with a hoodie you already wear, allowing extra room if you prefer layering.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eHow to wear it\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eWashed grey denim creates contrast around the black hoodie without competing with Ted’s bright red details. Add sturdy boots or simple skate shoes for an informal finish. A plain overshirt works for layering, but remove it when you want the counter, tools and title to be visible together.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003ePrint and care\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted on both front and back. Follow the garment’s care label. For printed-garment care, turn it inside out and use a gentle, cool wash. Avoid bleach and ironing directly on the artwork. Air drying is a gentle option; follow the label if using a dryer.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eService with a very questionable smile.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Punkrabbits","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":67741135044930,"sku":"10892920431911919563","price":60.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":67741135077698,"sku":"19691924110398090530","price":60.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":67741135110466,"sku":"27191329136052659825","price":60.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":67741135143234,"sku":"34149447246821734750","price":60.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":67741135176002,"sku":"12823336297718557183","price":60.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":67741135208770,"sku":"24863029657419711828","price":61.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":67741135241538,"sku":"32320900046914030726","price":62.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":67741135274306,"sku":"15944524366455976472","price":63.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0864\/8114\/2082\/files\/1937553730203033389_4096.jpg?v=1791998928","url":"https:\/\/www.punkrabbits.store\/products\/cannibal-ted-hoodie","provider":"Punkrabbits","version":"1.0","type":"link"}